oh, you're so naive

How do you feel about the weather today?
it was hailing earlier
 
Are you friends with all of your exes?
i have one ex technically, and hes a close friend of mine
 
What would you do if the person you have feelings for showed up at your door?
thats not easy to answer
 
Is there someone you can spend every minute with and be happy?
yehah
 
You’re locked in a room with your most recent ex. Any problems?
well yes, im locked in a room
 
If you could go back and change or say anything, would you?
yes
 
How long does it typically take you to get over people?
depends on the person
 
When you are upset, what works best to calm you down?
give me a cookie
 
Would you be embarrassed to let your parents read your text messages?
urhm yeah
 
Have you ever broken up with someone and then regretted it?
nope
 
When was the last time you received a compliment?
last night ehh
 
Is it more common for your phone’s ringer to be on or for it to be on vibrate?
vibrate, it always scares me if its on loud
 
What did your last text message say?
is everything alright lovely?
 
Name a friend who’s name starts with “T”:
tom
 
Have you had an argument with anyone in the last 3 days?
kinda yeah
 
What’s the closest thing to you that’s purple?
my bra haha
 
How many people have texted you today? Did you reply to all of them?
3, and yup
 
Have you ever gone camping?
lotss
 
Do you think the last person you kissed, has kissed anyone else since the last time they kissed you?
i assume not
 
When was the last time you drank something with alcohol?
like 3 this morning
 
Can you recall the last time you rejected/ignored a phone call? Who was it?
mum this morning
 
Was the last person you held hands with a boy or girl?
girl i think haha
 
Do you miss the way things used to be?
i guess
 
Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex?
as in actually sleeping? then yes
 
Miss anyone you shouldn’t?
you wouldnt even understand
 
In July last year, what was your relationship status?
taken
 
Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
that wouldnt be too bad, it was a pretty good night!
 
If you could, would you hook up with the last person you texted?
well i kinda have
 
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
um doubt it
 
When did you last cry and over what?
like this morning, so stressed
 
What’s upset you the most in the past week?
decisions
 
How would you feel if your significant other had tattoos?
yum
 
What would you say if someone asked you to get high right now?
yes pretty pretty please
 
When’s the next time you will kiss the person you like?
i dont know
 
If I gave you a million dollars what’s the first thing you would buy?
a macbook pro and a house and lots and lots of clothes omg
 
When’s the next time you will consume alcohol?
this saturday, maybe friday?
 
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
no
 
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
as soon as i got home i slept like a baby
 
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
yup
 
Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you?
hahahaah yes
 
Think of the last person you told “I love you” to, did you mean it?
ye
 
When was the last time you saw your sibling(s)?
like half an hour ago
 
How do you feel right now?
tired, abit lonely, and still fucking stressed
 
Describe what you are wearing in detail?
black leggings, long white vest top, maroon and white jumper and white slippers
 
Where were you at 7pm?
on the sofa still
 
Could you do a long distance relationship?
no
 
Do you know if someone likes you?
well yeah
 
Have you spent money this week? If so, on what?
drink and some nos for last night
 
Would you be annoyed if you were locked in a room with the last person you kissed for a whole day?
not really, but we will end up killing each over something stupid
 
Do you like your body?
it could be better
 
What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
my head feels like shit
 
Do you actually eat breakfast lunch and dinner everyday?
no
 
What insect do you hate the most?
all of them
 
Would you rather have love or trust?
love
 
Do you pour the cereal before the milk or vice versa?
i dont like cereal
 
Did anyone see your last kiss?
no
 
Would you say you’re a sarcastic person?
fairly
 
Is there something else you should be doing?
its saturday night so no
 
What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
like a month
 
What is something that upset you today?
people and myself and gah
 
Who do you text the most?
greg
 
Do you know what you have planned for tomorrow?
possibly seeing soph as its her birthday, and stay around gregs
 
Are you happy at the moment?
i could be better
 
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
last night

what is the real reason you are confused right now?
im not actually confused just very tired gah
 
Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
yea if he wakes up early enough hahaha
 
If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
well he does and dats fine its funnay
 
Do you find it easy to trust others?
yup
 
What were you doing at 11PM last night?
learning an entire history corse lol
 
You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Greg nd co probably
 
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
go absolutly mental and people would regret it haha
 
Are you close with your dad?
not at all
 
I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
um not at night
 
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
orange and passionfruit j20 mmmm
 
Do you like hickeys?
they look like poo
 
What time do you go to bed?
i just like dont thus why im so tired!
 
Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
a little extreme that, nothing bad normally
 
Do you always answer your texts?
yupyup
 
Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
he has his moments hahaha nah love him
 
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
greg like 5 minutes ago and spoke to iz like earlier this evening
 
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
yea same as the two above haha
 
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
i hate history
 
Is anyone else in the room with you?
Tiger and Kez
 
Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
i dont know, possibly happier now
 
Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
everything with everyone i need is good so no
 
In the past week, have you cried?
urrr yeh
 
Do people ever call you by your last name?
no its a horribnle name to be called
 
Is anyone ignoring you right now?
i fink greg fell asleep, not ignoring haha
 
Do you have a best friend?
two best
 
Are you mad at anyone?
not mad, but really fustrated with certain people because theyre so god damn annoying
 
How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
eighteen omg
 
Do you have any summer plans yet?
Greg and i are planning a holiday, either to france/italy/just somewhere in england
 
Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
a few
 
Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
i dont think i am eheh
 
Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
i have a secret that only 2 people know about properly
 
Do you think age matters in relationships?
i think its stupid to say age doesnt matter, sometimes its just plain weird and/or illegal lol
 
If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
have my nose, want rook/hip/hand webbing/wrist and probbaly more haha
 
Do you believe exes can be friends?
they can, but i wouldnt be able to do that myself
 
Do you regret anything?
two things ever
 
Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
can i be bothered to get up to get food
 
Did you ever lose a best friend?
drifted away slightly if anything
 
Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
im not pursuing him, im not some like creep and hes mine so yh
 
What was the last thing you ate?
curly wurly mmm
 
Are most of your friend guys or girls?
equal id say
 
Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
yh hahaha
 
Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
never personally
 
What was the last movie you saw?
i think it may have been the avengers possibly, or brother bear..
 
How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
one hahaha throughout to 2012
 
Are you happy with where you live?
no, its far too quiet and in the middle of nowhere :(
 
Do you collect anything?
souls mwahaha nah nothing
 
What are your plans for tomorrow?
learning all of sociology course and um going to the cinema and have dinner with Greg
 
What colour is your cellphone?
black but i have a neon green case oo get me
 
What did you dream of last night?
pretty sure it had something to do with history and the avengers
 
Are you atheist?
if that means dont believe in god, then ye
 
Will you change your name when you get married?
hm maybe, but im the last ware-lane in my family cause im an only child on my dads side so yh.
 
Have you had any big storms recently?
there was thunder earlier urh it was horrible
 
Do you smoke weed?
on occassion oui more towards holidays hopefully woo
 
Where’s your mum?
kitchen lol where she should be.. kidding!
 
Are looks important in a relationship?
i think you'd be lying if you say you dont care about looks at all, its what attracts you first. we all just have different tastes
 
Are you a virgin?
naope
 
Do you ever want to get married?
my secret dream is to be happily married, as i never used to want to.
 
Do you get jealous easily?
jealous is abit of an understatement
 
Do you have any piercings?
10 woo
 
Do you like kissing in public?
not like full on snogging hahaha
 
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
well i lasted for a year and almost 6 months.. so nah definitley not.. haha kidding
 
Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
hahaha Greg was going to write a song and learn guitar for my 16th birthday, but i soon found out hes just as distracted as i am so never got around to it - i am holding it to him though!
 
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
plastic surgery isnt enough to make this better lul, although if i didnt find it so weird id get a boob job
 
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
hasnt everyone haha
 
Have you ever had sex with a man?
manboy
 
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
urr no
 
Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
at one point before yes haha
 
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
i dont think a few of my friends used to like greg much, or if they still do haha
 
Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
i used to all the time when i was younger haha
 
Have you had sex so far this year?
oui
 
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
i dunno you want me to use a timer next time? what sort of question is that lol
 
How long was your longest relationship?
1 year 5 months 15 days onwardds woo
 
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
just the one
 
How many times did you have sex last year?
once again, who counts
 
If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
hes my support, the reason why im still here. i have alot to thank him for! or even just that hes bloody hillarious and hes purfect and stuff. idk there isnt one favorite thing
 
Is there someone mad because you’re dating the person you are?
hahaha i dont know, weird thought thinking that someone else could possibly fancy him. although i doubt so, theyd get the point from me not to bother!
 
Is there someone you will never forget?
i never forget a name or a face
 
Share a relationship story.
um when me and greg were just seeing each other in like early 2010, we used to always go to places like winter hill, and one day we were sitting on the little mound in the middle of the field, and we noticed the cows starting to appear from no where. we ignored them for a while until we noticed they were getting closer, then they started moving so quickly we had to actually run away from them. We were chased by cows and didnt come down the big hill for ages in fear of being eaten. it was a good day
 
State 4 facts about your body
i have weird bits of bone under each kneecap/my pointy finger bends backwards on both hands/im 5ft11/i have a birthmark on my right wrist that looks like a coffee stain
 
What are five ways to win your heart?
love me and make me smile and come to my house with rolos and cider when im alone
 
What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their ability to hold a conversation with me, because believe me, its not easy when you first meet me haha
 
What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
hold my hands ooo cheeky haha nah idk be dominating idk hahaa
 
What is your definition of “having sex”?
isnt that self explanitory
 
What is your idea of the perfect date?
bottle of something nice, good food, xbox, empty house and lightsabers/gregs airsoft guns hahaha or going out for a walk at night
 
What turns you off?
when greg puts stupid voices on at the most inappropriate of times gr haha and moobs ew
 
What turns you on?
my bf in general idk
 
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
make me a suprise romantic dinner hahaha
 
What’s your dirtiest secret?
uh well iz knows everything, so nothings a secret haha
 
When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
like 5 minutes ago when i saw a really fucking gorgeous picture of jennifer lawrence. i cant even explain how i want to be her, just look like her and have her personality, and especially her job. shes my idol, honestly hahaa
 
Who are 5 celebrities you find attractive?
Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence.